If "CHEMISTRY" students start making films,
the names would like:
* Tera acid mera base.,
* Rang de Benzene
* Hamara beaker apke pas hai
* Life in a Hetero
* Laga apron me daag
* 3 test tubes
* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result
* Munna bhai HCL
* My name is ester
* Mr. Ketone
* Jab we experiment . . . !
😝😝DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:
* The name is BOND... Covalent Bond!
* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope lagte hain, naam hai...Diamond! (*)
* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se
lagta hai!
* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main
Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! t
* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,
namumkin hai!
* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!
* Ek chutki ki keemat tum kya jano,
Oxygen babu!
And...
And...
And...
Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!h
😂😂😂😂😂😂
....repost to all science students
Just for u....
=-----------------------orchid-a---------------------------------------------------------------------
For the one last time...
BEFORE EXAM
1. macha,esht odidiya? / dude,how much did u study?
2. macha,yav yav units madtidiya? / bro,which all units r u studying?
3. maga vtu notes alli en idiyo ashte ododu. / bro ill study those topics whic are in vtu notes.
4. lo yav units easy ide helo. / jus tell whic all units are easy.
5. lo ee unit 30 pages ide nan odalla. / there are 30 pages in this unit,i wont study.
6. macha idralli imp questions helo/dude jus tell imp questions from this unit.
7. lo please previous year question sunstar inda photo kalso whatsapp alli kalso/please whatsapp me prev year questions from sunstar.
8. ee question last year kelidare ee sali kelalla bidu maga./they had asked this question last year,this sem they wont ask chuck it dude.
9. maga please ee problem helokodo 10 marks kelidare/dude pls teach me this problem,they had asked for 10marks
10.lo eno idu odirodu ondu nenp agtilla/dude im not able to recall any topic
11.ee question pakka barutte odkolo. / study this question it will come for sure.
12.all the best maga./all the best buddy.
1. macha,esht odidiya? / dude,how much did u study?
2. macha,yav yav units madtidiya? / bro,which all units r u studying?
3. maga vtu notes alli en idiyo ashte ododu. / bro ill study those topics whic are in vtu notes.
4. lo yav units easy ide helo. / jus tell whic all units are easy.
5. lo ee unit 30 pages ide nan odalla. / there are 30 pages in this unit,i wont study.
6. macha idralli imp questions helo/dude jus tell imp questions from this unit.
7. lo please previous year question sunstar inda photo kalso whatsapp alli kalso/please whatsapp me prev year questions from sunstar.
8. ee question last year kelidare ee sali kelalla bidu maga./they had asked this question last year,this sem they wont ask chuck it dude.
9. maga please ee problem helokodo 10 marks kelidare/dude pls teach me this problem,they had asked for 10marks
10.lo eno idu odirodu ondu nenp agtilla/dude im not able to recall any topic
11.ee question pakka barutte odkolo. / study this question it will come for sure.
12.all the best maga./all the best buddy.
AFTER EXAM
1. heng itto paperu?/how was the paper?
2. macha,ee sali pakka hoge/bro this time ill flunk for sure.
3. yavano avnu goobe paper set mdiddu?/whic dumbo prepared the paper?
4. 5m questionge 10marks kelidare,10 marks questionge 5 marks kelidare/for 5m question they hav asked for 10 marks,10 marks question they hav asked for 5 marks?
5. devre,ee sali hengadru madi 35 baro haag madappa. / god,pls save me this sem by giving 35 marks.
6. macha result barli,pass adre nimgella kulfi kodstini / dude,let results come if i pass ill treat u all with kulfi.
1. heng itto paperu?/how was the paper?
2. macha,ee sali pakka hoge/bro this time ill flunk for sure.
3. yavano avnu goobe paper set mdiddu?/whic dumbo prepared the paper?
4. 5m questionge 10marks kelidare,10 marks questionge 5 marks kelidare/for 5m question they hav asked for 10 marks,10 marks question they hav asked for 5 marks?
5. devre,ee sali hengadru madi 35 baro haag madappa. / god,pls save me this sem by giving 35 marks.
6. macha result barli,pass adre nimgella kulfi kodstini / dude,let results come if i pass ill treat u all with kulfi.
💫✨ALL THESE WILL COME TO AN END WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 5PM TOMMOROW ,TIME FOR US TO PUT OUR PENS DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME IN OUR ENGG LIFE.✨💫
lets enjoy the last day preparation for our exams 😊cheers 👍
lets enjoy the last day preparation for our exams 😊cheers 👍
All the best fr Last exam of VTU😜
-------Orchid-a--------
ಧಾರವಾಡದಾಗ ಒಂದು ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಒಳಗ ಒಬ್ಬ
intelligent English ಮಾಸ್ತರ ಇದ್ದ
.
ಅದ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ಗೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದ,
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಬಾಳ್ ಶ್ಯಾನೆ ಇದ್ದ ಆದ್ರ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ದಾಗ್
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹಿಂದ ಇದ್ದ,
intelligent English ಮಾಸ್ತರ ಇದ್ದ
.
ಅದ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ಗೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದ್ದ,
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಬಾಳ್ ಶ್ಯಾನೆ ಇದ್ದ ಆದ್ರ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ದಾಗ್
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹಿಂದ ಇದ್ದ,
ಒಂದ ದಿನ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ಮಾಸ್ತರಿಗೆ
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ದಾಗ್ ಎದ್ದ ನಿಂತ ಒಂದು ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಕೇಳ್ತಾನ
"ಸರ್ 'ನಟುರ್' ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಸರ್" ?
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ದಾಗ್ ಎದ್ದ ನಿಂತ ಒಂದು ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಕೇಳ್ತಾನ
"ಸರ್ 'ನಟುರ್' ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಸರ್" ?
ಮಾಸ್ತರಗ್ ಅರ್ಥ ಆಗಲಿಲ್ಲ ..
ನಾಳೆ ನೋಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದು ಅದ್ರ ಮೀನಿಂಗ್ ಹೇಳ್ತೇನೋ ಮಂಜು ಅಂತ
ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಮುಗ್ಸಿ ಮನಿಗೆ ಬಂದು ಎಲ್ಲ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್
ಡಿಕ್ಷನರಿ,ಗೂಗಲ್ ಒಳಗ,ಎಲ್ಲ ವೆಬ್ಸೈಟ್ ದಾಗ್ ಕಣ್ಣಾಗ ಎಣ್ಣಿ
ಬಿಟ್ಟಕೊಂಡು ಹುಡುಕಿದ್ರು ಆ ಥರ ಶಬ್ದ ಅದ್ರ ಮೀನಿಂಗ್
ಮಾಸ್ತರಗ್ ಸಿಗಲಿಲ್ಲ.
ಕ್ಲಾಸ್ ಮುಗ್ಸಿ ಮನಿಗೆ ಬಂದು ಎಲ್ಲ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್
ಡಿಕ್ಷನರಿ,ಗೂಗಲ್ ಒಳಗ,ಎಲ್ಲ ವೆಬ್ಸೈಟ್ ದಾಗ್ ಕಣ್ಣಾಗ ಎಣ್ಣಿ
ಬಿಟ್ಟಕೊಂಡು ಹುಡುಕಿದ್ರು ಆ ಥರ ಶಬ್ದ ಅದ್ರ ಮೀನಿಂಗ್
ಮಾಸ್ತರಗ್ ಸಿಗಲಿಲ್ಲ.
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಪ್ರತಿ ದಿನ ಅದ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಕೇಳ್ತಿದ್ದ "ಸರ್ 'ನಟುರ್'
ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಸರ್" ?
ನೀವು ಇನ್ನು ಇದರ ಅರ್ಥ ಹೇಳೇ
ಇಲ್ಲ ನಂಗ ಅಂತ ಅಂತಿದ್ದ .
ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಸರ್" ?
ನೀವು ಇನ್ನು ಇದರ ಅರ್ಥ ಹೇಳೇ
ಇಲ್ಲ ನಂಗ ಅಂತ ಅಂತಿದ್ದ .
ಮಾಸ್ತರ ದಿನ ತಲಿಕೆಡ್ಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಅರ್ಥ ಹುಡ್ಕತಿದ್ದ ಅದ್ರ ಸಿಗ್ತಿದ್ದಿಲ್ಲ,
ಇವತ್ತ ಹೇಳತೆನಿ ನಾಳೆ ಹೇಳತೆನಿ ಅಂತ ದಿನ ಹಿಂಗ ಹೇಳ್ತಿದ್ದ.
ಮಾಸ್ತರ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಮಲ್ಕೊಂಡಾಗು ಬರಿ ಇದ ಶಬ್ದದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ವಿಚಾರ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದ್ದ.
ಛೆ ಈ ಶಬ್ದದ ಅರ್ಥ ಹೇಳಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂದ್ರ
ನನ್ನ 30 ವರ್ಷದ experienceಗೆ ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಹೆಸರ ಬರತ್ತ ಅಂತ ಚಿಂತಿ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದ್ದ.
ನನ್ನ 30 ವರ್ಷದ experienceಗೆ ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಹೆಸರ ಬರತ್ತ ಅಂತ ಚಿಂತಿ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದ್ದ.
15 ದಿನ ಆದ ಮ್ಯಾಲ..ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ಮಾಸ್ತರ ಮಂಜ್ಯಾಗ ಆಫೀಸ್ ರೂಮಿಗೆ ಕರಿಸ್ಕೊತಾನ.
ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ ಮಾಸ್ತರ : ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ಎಲ್ಲಾರು ಮುಂದ ದಿನ ಇದ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಕೇಳಿ ಮರ್ಯಾದಿ ತಗಿ ಬ್ಯಾಡ ಇದ್ರ ಅರ್ಥ ಜಲ್ದಿ
ಹೇಳತೆನಿ.
ಹೇಳತೆನಿ.
ನೀನು ಆ ಶಬ್ದನ ನಂಗ ಬರದು ಕೊಡು
ಅಮೆರಿಕಾದಾಗ್ ,ಲಂಡನ್ದಾಗ್ ಇರೋ ನನ್ನ ದೊಸ್ತರಗೆ ಕೆಳ್ತೆನಿ,ನಾನು ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟ ಸ್ಟಡಿ ಮಾಡ್ತೆನಿ ಇದ ಲಾಸ್ಟ್
option ಉಳದೇತಿ ಈಗ ನಂಗ
ಅಮೆರಿಕಾದಾಗ್ ,ಲಂಡನ್ದಾಗ್ ಇರೋ ನನ್ನ ದೊಸ್ತರಗೆ ಕೆಳ್ತೆನಿ,ನಾನು ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟ ಸ್ಟಡಿ ಮಾಡ್ತೆನಿ ಇದ ಲಾಸ್ಟ್
option ಉಳದೇತಿ ಈಗ ನಂಗ
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ: ಹುನ್ರಿ ಸರ್ರ ಬರದ ಕೊಡ್ತೆನಿ...ಇದ ನೋಡ್ರಿ ಆ
ಶಬ್ದ "Nature"
ಅಂತ ಬರದ ಮಾಸ್ತರಿಗೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟ.
ಶಬ್ದ "Nature"
ಅಂತ ಬರದ ಮಾಸ್ತರಿಗೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟ.
ಈ ಶಬ್ದ ನೋಡಿ ಮಾಸ್ತರಿಗೆ BP ನೆತ್ತಿಗೆ ಎರ್ರಿ ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಬಂದು
ಲೇ ನಿಮ್ಮೊನು ಮಬ್ಬ ಸುಳೆಮಗನ ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ ನಿನ್ನ ಬಾಯಗರ ಶಗಣಿ ಹಾಕ,
ಲೇ ಅದು "ನಟುರ್" ಅಲ್ಲಲೇ "ನೇಚರ್" ನಿಮ್ಮೊನು!
ಲೇ ಅದು "ನಟುರ್" ಅಲ್ಲಲೇ "ನೇಚರ್" ನಿಮ್ಮೊನು!
ಇಷ್ಟ ದಿನ ನನ್ನ ತಲಿ ಕೆಡ್ಸಿದ್ದಕ್ಕ ನಿನ್ನ 15 ದಿನ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಇಂದ ಡಿಬಾರ್ ಮಾಡ್ತೆನಿ ಮತ್ತ ಇಂಗ್ಲಿಷ್ subject ದಾಗ್
ನಿನ್ನ ಫೇಲ್ ಮಾಡ್ತೆನಿ ಅಂತ ಅಂದ್ರು
ನಿನ್ನ ಫೇಲ್ ಮಾಡ್ತೆನಿ ಅಂತ ಅಂದ್ರು
ಅದಕ್ಕ
ಮಂಜ್ಯಾ :
ಸರ್ರ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾಲ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊತೆನಿ ಪ್ಲೀಸ್ ಹಂಗ ಮಾಡ ಬ್ಯಾಡ್ರಿ ಸರ್ರ,
ನನ್ನ 'ಫುಟುರ್' (Future) ಹಾಳ ಆಗತ್ತ ಅಂದ
ಸರ್ರ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾಲ ಹಿಡ್ಕೊತೆನಿ ಪ್ಲೀಸ್ ಹಂಗ ಮಾಡ ಬ್ಯಾಡ್ರಿ ಸರ್ರ,
ನನ್ನ 'ಫುಟುರ್' (Future) ಹಾಳ ಆಗತ್ತ ಅಂದ
-----Orchid-a----------
ಮೂರು ವರ್ಷ
ಒಂದೇ ತರಗತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಲಿತರೆ "ದಡ್ಡ" ಎನ್ನುತ್ತಾರೆ.
ಒಂದೇ ತರಗತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಲಿತರೆ "ದಡ್ಡ" ಎನ್ನುತ್ತಾರೆ.
ಮೂರು ವರ್ಷ ಒಂದೇ ವಿಷಯವನ್ನು ಕಲಿತರೆ
"ಪಿ.ಹೆಚ್.ಡಿ" ಎನ್ನುತ್ತಾರೆ
"ಪಿ.ಹೆಚ್.ಡಿ" ಎನ್ನುತ್ತಾರೆ
-----Orchid-a-------
ಈ ತರದ ಹುಡ್ಗೀರೂ ಇರ್ತಾರಾ....?????
ಗಂಡ ಹೆಂಡತಿ
ಮತ್ತು ಮಗಳು ಮೂವರು ಸುಖೀ ಕುಟುಂಬ.. ಅಪ್ಪ
ಮಗಳನ್ನು ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯಿಂದ &
ಶಿಸ್ತಿನಿಂದ
ಬೆಳೆಸಿದ್ದನು.. ಮಗಳಿಗೀಗ ಟೀನೆಜು. ಕಳೆದ 5
ವರ್ಷದಿಂದ
ಕಾಲೇಜು.. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಅಪ್ಪನಿಂದ
ತುಸು ಹೆಚ್ಚೇ ಕಣ್ಗಾವಾಲು...
ಸಂಜೆ ಸುಮಾರು 6 ಗಂಟೆಗೆ ಆಫಿಸ್ ಮುಗಿಸಿ
ಮನೆಗೆಬಂದ
ಅಪ್ಪನಿಗೆ ಅರ್ಧ ಗಂಟೆ ಕಳೆದರೂ ಮಗಳ ಸುಳಿವೇ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ..
ಹಾಲ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ tv ನೋಡುತ್ತಾ ಮಗಳನ್ನು ಕರೆದ..ಮಗಳ
ಮರುದನಿಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲ.. ನಂತರ ಸೀದಾ ಆಕೆಯ
bedroom ಗೆ
ಹೋದ..ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಆಕೆ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ.ಆದರೆ ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವಂತೆ1
ಕಡುಗೆಂಪು ಕವರ್ ಕಂಡಿತು.. ಅದರ ಮೆಲೆ " ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿಗೆ"
ಅಂತ
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ದೊಡ್ಡದಾಗಿ ಬರೆದಿತ್ತು...ಅಪ್ಪನಿಗೆ
ಗಾಬರಿಯಾಗದಿದ್ದರೂ ತುಸು ವಿಸ್ಮಯವಾಯಿತು...
ಯಾಕಂರ್ದೆ ತನಗೆ ಮಗಳು ಪತ್ರ
ಬರೆದಿದ್ದು ಇದೇ ಮೊದಲ
ಬಾರಿ.. ಪತ್ರ ಸುಮಾರ್
ಉದ್ದಾನೇ ಇತ್ತು..ಓದಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ...
ಪ್ರಿಯ ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ....
ತುಂಬಾ ಬೇಸರದಿಂದ ಈ ಪತ್ರ ಬರಿತಾ ಇದ್ದಿನಿ..ಹೇಗ್
ಹೆಳೋದು ಅಂತಾನೇ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ತ
ಇಲ್ಲ..ಆದರೂ ವಿಷಯ
ತಿಳಿಸೋದು ಅನಿವಾರ್ಯ. ನಾನು ಮನೆ
ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೇನೆ.. Harish & ನನ್ನ love
ವಿಷಯನಾ ನಿಂಗೆತಿಳಿಸೋ dhairya ನನಗಿತ್ತು.. ಆದರೆನಿನ್ನ
ಮತ್ತೆ ಅಮ್ಮನ ನಡುವೆ ದೊಡ್ಡ ರಾಮಾಯಣ
ನಡೆಯೋದು ಅವನಿಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ.. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ
ಹೇಳದೇ ಹೊಗಿದ್ದೀನಿ .ಅವನಂದ್ರೆ
ನಂಗೆ
ಪ್ರಾಣ.ಮುಂದೊಂದು ದಿನ ಭೇಟಿಯಾದಾಗ
ನಿಮಗೂ ಅವನು ಇಷ್ಟ ಆಗೇ ಆಗುತ್ತಾನೆ..
ಅವನು ಮೈ ಮೇಲೆ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡಿರುವ
ಟ್ಯಾಟುಗಳು ಹುಬ್ಬಿಗೆ.ಕಿವಿ ತುದಿಗೆಲ್ಲ
ಚುಚ್ಚಿಸಿಕೊಂಡಿರು
ವ ರಿಂಗ್ ಗಳು. ನಂಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಇಷ್ಟ
ಆಗುತ್ವೆ..
ಹಾಗಂತ Just ಅವನಂದ್ರೆ ಜೀವ
ಅಂತ ನಾನ್ ಅವನ ಹಿಂದೆ
ಹೋಗ್ತಾ ಇಲ್ಲ..ನನ್ನ
ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯೊಳಗೆಅವನ
ಜೀವದ ಕುಡಿ
ಬೆಳಿತಾ ಇದೆ..ನಾನು ಅಮ್ಮ ಆಗ್ತಾ ಇದಿನಿ..ಅಪ್ಪ
ಆಗ್ಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೊ ಅವನ ಆಸೆ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಅಪ್ಪ
ಆಗಿರೋ ನಿಂಗೆ
extra ಹೇಳೊ ಅಗತ್ಯ ಇಲ್ಲ
ಅಂದ್ಕೋತಿನಿ..ಅವನಿಗೆ ಈಗ 26
ವರ್ಷ.. ನನಗಿಂತ 5 Years
ದೊಡ್ಡೋನು..ಅವನಲ್ಲಿ
ದುಡ್ಡಿಲ್ಲ ಆಸ್ತಿ ಇಲ್ಲ ನಿಜ.. ಪ್ರಿತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಈ ತರದ
ವಿಷಯಗಳು common ಅಲ್ವಾ ಅಪ್ಪಾ...?
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ನೀನ್ ಹತ್ರ ಬೆರೆ ಹೆಣ್ ಮಕ್ಳು ಬಂದು a ಹುಡ್ಗ
ನಮಗೆಲ್ಲ
ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ನಾಟಕವಾಡಿ ಮೋಸ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಅಂತ
ಕಿವಿ
ಚುಚ್ಚಬಹುದು.
ನಂಗೊತ್ತು ಅವನು ತುಂಬಾ ಜನರ
ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಆಟ ಆಡಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಅಂತ..ಆದರೆ
ಈಗ
ಅವನು ಹಾಗಿಲ್ಲ ಅನ್ನೋದು ಅಷ್ಟೇ ನಿಜ..
ಅವನು ನಂಗೆ
ಕೈ ಕೊಡೋ ಮಾತೇ ಇಲ್ಲ.ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ
ಅವನಿಗೆ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಅಂದರೆ
ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿ..ಅವನಿಗಾಗಿ
ನಾ ಎಷ್ಟು ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಹೆತ್ತ್ ಕೊಡೋಕೂ ನಾನ ರೆಡಿ
ಅಂತ
Promis ಮಾಡಿದಿನಿ..ಅವರ ಆಸೆನೆ ನನ್ನ ಆಸೆ ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ...
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ಅವನು ಬೇರೆ ಗಂಡಸರ ಹಾಗೆ strict ಅಲ್ಲ... ನನ್ನ
ಜೊತೆ
ಕುಡಿತಾನೆ,ಸಿಗರೇಟ್ ಸೇದ್ತಾನೆ. ನನಗೂ ಅವನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ
ಕಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾನೆ.. ಒಂದೆ ಒಂದು ಸಲ drugs ಸೇವಿಸೋ ಆಸೆ
ಇತ್ತು, ಈ ಜನ್ಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಅವಕಾಶ
ಸಿಗತ್ತೋ ಇಲ್ವೊ ಅಂದ್ಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದೆ.
ಅವನು ನನಗೆ
ಅದನ್ನೂ ಕಲಿಸಿಕೊಟ್ಟ..ಒಂದೇ
ಒಂದು ಬೇಸರದ ವಿಷಯ
ಏನೆಂದರೆ ಈ ಏಡ್ಸ್ ಗೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಸೈನ್ಸ್
ಮದ್ದು ಕಂಡುಹಿಡಿಯದೇ ಇದ್ದದ್ದು..
ಅದೊಂದು ಬೇಗ ಕಂಡುಹಿಡಿದರೆ
ನಾನು ಅವನನ್ನು ಕನಿಷ್ಟ
ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಹತ್ತು ವರ್ಷ
ಬದುಕಿಸ್ಕೊಬಹುದು..
ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ.... plss ನನ್ನ ಮತ್ತು ಅವನ ಪರವಾಗಿ
ನೀವೂ ದೇವರಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ...
ಇಂತಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮಗಳು...........
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ಪತ್ರದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಬಲ ತುದಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕದಾಗಿ ಪುಟ ತಿರುಗಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ
ಅಂತ ಬರೆದಿತ್ತು.. ಈಗಾಗಲೇ ಅಪ್ಪನ ಮುಖ ಕಾಂತಿ
ಕಳೆದುಕೋಂಡಿತ್ತು..ಕೈ ನಡುಗುತ್ತಿತ್ತು.. ಮೈಯೆಲ್ಲ
ಬೆವರಿಳಿದು ಹೋಗಿತ್ತು.. ಮುಖದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಗಳ ಮೇಲೆ
ದುಃಖವೋ ಕೋಪವೋ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗದ ಭಾವ..ಪುಟ
ತಿರುಗಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿದ...
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ಅಪ್ಪಾಜೀ......
ಹಿಂದಿನ ಪುಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿರುವ
ಒಂದೇ ಒಂದು ಪದವೋ ನಿಜ
ಅಲ್ಲ..ನಾನು ಇಲ್ಲೇ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೇಲಿ ಸೌಮ್ಯನ
ಜೊತೆ
ಇದ್ದಿನಿ..ಇವತ್ತು marks card ಕೊಟ್ರು.. ಅಲ್ಲೆ
ನನ್ನ
ರೂಮಿನ ಬೆಂಚ್ ಮೇಲಿದೆ..ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ
ಮಗಳು ಕಡಿಮೆ marks
ತಗೊಳ್ಳೋದೇ ಒಂದು ಅವಮಾನ ಅಲ್ಲ.
ಅದಕ್ಕಿಂತ
ದೊಡ್ಡ ಅವಮಾನಗಳಿರುತ್ತವೆ
ಎಂದು ತಿಳಿಸೋದಿಕ್ಕೆ
ನಾ ನಿಂಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟ್ ಉದ್ದ ಲೆಟರ್ ಬರಿಬೇಕಾಯ್ತು..
ಆಮೇಲೆ ಮಾರ್ಕ್ಸ ಕಾರ್ಡಗೆ ಸೈನ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿರು. ನಿನ್ನ
ಕೋಪ ಹೋಗಿದೆ ಎಂತಾದರೆ ನನ್ನ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಗೆ 1
Miss
call ಮಾಡು.. ಇನ್ನು 2 Minute ನಲ್ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬರ್ತಿನಿ.. .
ಲವ್ ಯು ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ.... ... pls spend 2min to read above and forward, its interesting story.. Exam results time now...!! ✍
ಮತ್ತು ಮಗಳು ಮೂವರು ಸುಖೀ ಕುಟುಂಬ.. ಅಪ್ಪ
ಮಗಳನ್ನು ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯಿಂದ &
ಶಿಸ್ತಿನಿಂದ
ಬೆಳೆಸಿದ್ದನು.. ಮಗಳಿಗೀಗ ಟೀನೆಜು. ಕಳೆದ 5
ವರ್ಷದಿಂದ
ಕಾಲೇಜು.. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ಅಪ್ಪನಿಂದ
ತುಸು ಹೆಚ್ಚೇ ಕಣ್ಗಾವಾಲು...
ಸಂಜೆ ಸುಮಾರು 6 ಗಂಟೆಗೆ ಆಫಿಸ್ ಮುಗಿಸಿ
ಮನೆಗೆಬಂದ
ಅಪ್ಪನಿಗೆ ಅರ್ಧ ಗಂಟೆ ಕಳೆದರೂ ಮಗಳ ಸುಳಿವೇ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ..
ಹಾಲ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ tv ನೋಡುತ್ತಾ ಮಗಳನ್ನು ಕರೆದ..ಮಗಳ
ಮರುದನಿಯೇ ಇಲ್ಲ.. ನಂತರ ಸೀದಾ ಆಕೆಯ
bedroom ಗೆ
ಹೋದ..ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಆಕೆ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ.ಆದರೆ ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಕಾಣುವಂತೆ1
ಕಡುಗೆಂಪು ಕವರ್ ಕಂಡಿತು.. ಅದರ ಮೆಲೆ " ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿಗೆ"
ಅಂತ
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ದೊಡ್ಡದಾಗಿ ಬರೆದಿತ್ತು...ಅಪ್ಪನಿಗೆ
ಗಾಬರಿಯಾಗದಿದ್ದರೂ ತುಸು ವಿಸ್ಮಯವಾಯಿತು...
ಯಾಕಂರ್ದೆ ತನಗೆ ಮಗಳು ಪತ್ರ
ಬರೆದಿದ್ದು ಇದೇ ಮೊದಲ
ಬಾರಿ.. ಪತ್ರ ಸುಮಾರ್
ಉದ್ದಾನೇ ಇತ್ತು..ಓದಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ...
ಪ್ರಿಯ ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ....
ತುಂಬಾ ಬೇಸರದಿಂದ ಈ ಪತ್ರ ಬರಿತಾ ಇದ್ದಿನಿ..ಹೇಗ್
ಹೆಳೋದು ಅಂತಾನೇ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ತ
ಇಲ್ಲ..ಆದರೂ ವಿಷಯ
ತಿಳಿಸೋದು ಅನಿವಾರ್ಯ. ನಾನು ಮನೆ
ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೇನೆ.. Harish & ನನ್ನ love
ವಿಷಯನಾ ನಿಂಗೆತಿಳಿಸೋ dhairya ನನಗಿತ್ತು.. ಆದರೆನಿನ್ನ
ಮತ್ತೆ ಅಮ್ಮನ ನಡುವೆ ದೊಡ್ಡ ರಾಮಾಯಣ
ನಡೆಯೋದು ಅವನಿಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ.. ಹಾಗಾಗಿ
ಹೇಳದೇ ಹೊಗಿದ್ದೀನಿ .ಅವನಂದ್ರೆ
ನಂಗೆ
ಪ್ರಾಣ.ಮುಂದೊಂದು ದಿನ ಭೇಟಿಯಾದಾಗ
ನಿಮಗೂ ಅವನು ಇಷ್ಟ ಆಗೇ ಆಗುತ್ತಾನೆ..
ಅವನು ಮೈ ಮೇಲೆ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡಿರುವ
ಟ್ಯಾಟುಗಳು ಹುಬ್ಬಿಗೆ.ಕಿವಿ ತುದಿಗೆಲ್ಲ
ಚುಚ್ಚಿಸಿಕೊಂಡಿರು
ವ ರಿಂಗ್ ಗಳು. ನಂಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಇಷ್ಟ
ಆಗುತ್ವೆ..
ಹಾಗಂತ Just ಅವನಂದ್ರೆ ಜೀವ
ಅಂತ ನಾನ್ ಅವನ ಹಿಂದೆ
ಹೋಗ್ತಾ ಇಲ್ಲ..ನನ್ನ
ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯೊಳಗೆಅವನ
ಜೀವದ ಕುಡಿ
ಬೆಳಿತಾ ಇದೆ..ನಾನು ಅಮ್ಮ ಆಗ್ತಾ ಇದಿನಿ..ಅಪ್ಪ
ಆಗ್ಬೇಕು ಅನ್ನೊ ಅವನ ಆಸೆ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಅಪ್ಪ
ಆಗಿರೋ ನಿಂಗೆ
extra ಹೇಳೊ ಅಗತ್ಯ ಇಲ್ಲ
ಅಂದ್ಕೋತಿನಿ..ಅವನಿಗೆ ಈಗ 26
ವರ್ಷ.. ನನಗಿಂತ 5 Years
ದೊಡ್ಡೋನು..ಅವನಲ್ಲಿ
ದುಡ್ಡಿಲ್ಲ ಆಸ್ತಿ ಇಲ್ಲ ನಿಜ.. ಪ್ರಿತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಈ ತರದ
ವಿಷಯಗಳು common ಅಲ್ವಾ ಅಪ್ಪಾ...?
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ನೀನ್ ಹತ್ರ ಬೆರೆ ಹೆಣ್ ಮಕ್ಳು ಬಂದು a ಹುಡ್ಗ
ನಮಗೆಲ್ಲ
ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ನಾಟಕವಾಡಿ ಮೋಸ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಅಂತ
ಕಿವಿ
ಚುಚ್ಚಬಹುದು.
ನಂಗೊತ್ತು ಅವನು ತುಂಬಾ ಜನರ
ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಆಟ ಆಡಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಅಂತ..ಆದರೆ
ಈಗ
ಅವನು ಹಾಗಿಲ್ಲ ಅನ್ನೋದು ಅಷ್ಟೇ ನಿಜ..
ಅವನು ನಂಗೆ
ಕೈ ಕೊಡೋ ಮಾತೇ ಇಲ್ಲ.ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ
ಅವನಿಗೆ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಅಂದರೆ
ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿ..ಅವನಿಗಾಗಿ
ನಾ ಎಷ್ಟು ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಹೆತ್ತ್ ಕೊಡೋಕೂ ನಾನ ರೆಡಿ
ಅಂತ
Promis ಮಾಡಿದಿನಿ..ಅವರ ಆಸೆನೆ ನನ್ನ ಆಸೆ ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ...
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ಅವನು ಬೇರೆ ಗಂಡಸರ ಹಾಗೆ strict ಅಲ್ಲ... ನನ್ನ
ಜೊತೆ
ಕುಡಿತಾನೆ,ಸಿಗರೇಟ್ ಸೇದ್ತಾನೆ. ನನಗೂ ಅವನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ
ಕಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾನೆ.. ಒಂದೆ ಒಂದು ಸಲ drugs ಸೇವಿಸೋ ಆಸೆ
ಇತ್ತು, ಈ ಜನ್ಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಅವಕಾಶ
ಸಿಗತ್ತೋ ಇಲ್ವೊ ಅಂದ್ಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದೆ.
ಅವನು ನನಗೆ
ಅದನ್ನೂ ಕಲಿಸಿಕೊಟ್ಟ..ಒಂದೇ
ಒಂದು ಬೇಸರದ ವಿಷಯ
ಏನೆಂದರೆ ಈ ಏಡ್ಸ್ ಗೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಸೈನ್ಸ್
ಮದ್ದು ಕಂಡುಹಿಡಿಯದೇ ಇದ್ದದ್ದು..
ಅದೊಂದು ಬೇಗ ಕಂಡುಹಿಡಿದರೆ
ನಾನು ಅವನನ್ನು ಕನಿಷ್ಟ
ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಹತ್ತು ವರ್ಷ
ಬದುಕಿಸ್ಕೊಬಹುದು..
ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ.... plss ನನ್ನ ಮತ್ತು ಅವನ ಪರವಾಗಿ
ನೀವೂ ದೇವರಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ...
ಇಂತಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮಗಳು...........
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ಪತ್ರದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಬಲ ತುದಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕದಾಗಿ ಪುಟ ತಿರುಗಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ
ಅಂತ ಬರೆದಿತ್ತು.. ಈಗಾಗಲೇ ಅಪ್ಪನ ಮುಖ ಕಾಂತಿ
ಕಳೆದುಕೋಂಡಿತ್ತು..ಕೈ ನಡುಗುತ್ತಿತ್ತು.. ಮೈಯೆಲ್ಲ
ಬೆವರಿಳಿದು ಹೋಗಿತ್ತು.. ಮುಖದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಗಳ ಮೇಲೆ
ದುಃಖವೋ ಕೋಪವೋ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗದ ಭಾವ..ಪುಟ
ತಿರುಗಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿದ...
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ಅಪ್ಪಾಜೀ......
ಹಿಂದಿನ ಪುಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿರುವ
ಒಂದೇ ಒಂದು ಪದವೋ ನಿಜ
ಅಲ್ಲ..ನಾನು ಇಲ್ಲೇ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೇಲಿ ಸೌಮ್ಯನ
ಜೊತೆ
ಇದ್ದಿನಿ..ಇವತ್ತು marks card ಕೊಟ್ರು.. ಅಲ್ಲೆ
ನನ್ನ
ರೂಮಿನ ಬೆಂಚ್ ಮೇಲಿದೆ..ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ
ಮಗಳು ಕಡಿಮೆ marks
ತಗೊಳ್ಳೋದೇ ಒಂದು ಅವಮಾನ ಅಲ್ಲ.
ಅದಕ್ಕಿಂತ
ದೊಡ್ಡ ಅವಮಾನಗಳಿರುತ್ತವೆ
ಎಂದು ತಿಳಿಸೋದಿಕ್ಕೆ
ನಾ ನಿಂಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟ್ ಉದ್ದ ಲೆಟರ್ ಬರಿಬೇಕಾಯ್ತು..
ಆಮೇಲೆ ಮಾರ್ಕ್ಸ ಕಾರ್ಡಗೆ ಸೈನ್ ಮಾಡಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿರು. ನಿನ್ನ
ಕೋಪ ಹೋಗಿದೆ ಎಂತಾದರೆ ನನ್ನ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಗೆ 1
Miss
call ಮಾಡು.. ಇನ್ನು 2 Minute ನಲ್ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬರ್ತಿನಿ.. .
ಲವ್ ಯು ಅಪ್ಪಾಜಿ.... ... pls spend 2min to read above and forward, its interesting story.. Exam results time now...!! ✍
----Orchid-a-----
What is love?
Love is when your mother kisses and say "ನನ್ ಮಗ ಕೋಟಿಗೊಬ್ಬ"
Love is when you come back from work and ur dad says
ಲ." ಬಾಪ್ಪಾ, ಇವತ್ತೂ ತುಂಬಾ ಕೆಲಸ ಇತ್ತಾ ಮಗಾ"
ಲ." ಬಾಪ್ಪಾ, ಇವತ್ತೂ ತುಂಬಾ ಕೆಲಸ ಇತ್ತಾ ಮಗಾ"
Love is when your ಅತ್ತಿಗೆ says " ಏನಪ್ಪಾ ಹೀರೋ,
ಇವತ್ತು ಹುಡುಗಿ ನೋಡಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದೀವಿ. ನೀನ್ ಯಾರನ್ನಾದ್ರೂ ಇಷ್ಟ ಪಟ್ಟಿದೀಯಾ ?
ಇವತ್ತು ಹುಡುಗಿ ನೋಡಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗ್ತಿದೀವಿ. ನೀನ್ ಯಾರನ್ನಾದ್ರೂ ಇಷ್ಟ ಪಟ್ಟಿದೀಯಾ ?
Love is when ur brother says " ಬ್ರದರ್, ನೀನ್ಯಾಕಪ್ಪಾ ಟೆನ್ಶನ್ ಮಾಡ್ಕತೀಯ ? ನಿಂಜೊತೆ ನಾನಿಲ್ವೇನೋ ?"
Love is when you are moodless and ur sister says, " ಬಾರಣ್ಣಾ, ನಾವಿಬ್ರೂ ಒಂದ್ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪೊತ್ತು ಅರಾಮಾಗಿ ಸುತ್ತಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಬರೋಣ. ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಸರಿ ಹೋಗುತ್ತೆ ಬಿಡು"
Love is when your best friend hugs you and says, " ಲೇ ಮಚ್ಚಾ, ಎಷ್ಟ್ ದಿನ ಆಯ್ತೋ ನಿನ್ನ ನೋಡಿ?"
These are the best momrnts of love...don't miss them in life.
Love is not only having a boy friend or girl friend.
Love u all who have been a special part of my life...........
Its love,
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head
massage.
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head
massage.
Its love,
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.
Its love,
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.
Its love,
when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery
road.
when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery
road.
Its love,
when your brother messages you and asks did you
reach home on time..
when your brother messages you and asks did you
reach home on time..
Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around
the city.
the city.
Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile..
Luv is actually a name of "care"...
Welcome the season of love...
Happy valentine day. ❤
Happy valentine day. ❤
-------Orchid-a-------
During a robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
"Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Changing priority”
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.
Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
must read ..superb one
The above indeed gives good management lessons
--Orchid-a------
ಕಥೆ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಆಗಿ ಓದಿ"
"ರಾಮ" "ರವಿ" ಮತ್ತು" ರಮೇಶ" ಈ ಮೂವರು
ಗೆಳೆಯರು ಪಿ ಯು ಸಿ(PUC) ಒದುತ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದರೂ. ಇವರಲ್ಲಿ ರಮೇಶ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ನಿದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ವಿಷಯ ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಫಸ್ಟ ಇದ್ದ, ತುಂಬಾ ಜಾಣನಿದ್ದ
ಆದರೆ ರಾಮ, ರವಿ ಗೆ ಎಷ್ಟು ಒದಿದರು ತಲೆಗೆ ಹೊಗತಾ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ರವಿ ಮತ್ತು ರಾಮ ನ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಬೇಸಾಯ ಮಾಡುವ ಬಡವರ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ
ಇವರಲ್ಲಿ ರವಿ ತಂದೆ ಕುರುಡ ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ, ,,ಇವರಿಗೆ ರವಿ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಮಗ, ನಾಳೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಮಗ ದೊಡ್ಡವನಾಗಿ ಮುದಿ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಹೊತ್ತು ಊಟ ಹಾಕಿದ್ದರೆ ಸಾಕು ಅಂತ ,,ಬಡವ ರಾಗಿದ್ದರು ರವಿಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಯಿಂದ ನೊಡಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರು.
ಹೀಗೆ ಇದೆ ರೀತಿ ರಾಮ ನ ಮನಿಯಲ್ಲಿಯು ಕುಡಾ ಇತ್ತು
ಇಲ್ಲಿ ರಮೇಶ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ರಂತೆ ಆರಾಮ ವಾಗಿ ಇದ್ದ
"ರಾಮ" "ರವಿ" ಮತ್ತು" ರಮೇಶ" ಈ ಮೂವರು
ಗೆಳೆಯರು ಪಿ ಯು ಸಿ(PUC) ಒದುತ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದರೂ. ಇವರಲ್ಲಿ ರಮೇಶ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ನಿದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ವಿಷಯ ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಫಸ್ಟ ಇದ್ದ, ತುಂಬಾ ಜಾಣನಿದ್ದ
ಆದರೆ ರಾಮ, ರವಿ ಗೆ ಎಷ್ಟು ಒದಿದರು ತಲೆಗೆ ಹೊಗತಾ ಇರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ರವಿ ಮತ್ತು ರಾಮ ನ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಬೇಸಾಯ ಮಾಡುವ ಬಡವರ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ
ಇವರಲ್ಲಿ ರವಿ ತಂದೆ ಕುರುಡ ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ, ,,ಇವರಿಗೆ ರವಿ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಮಗ, ನಾಳೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಮಗ ದೊಡ್ಡವನಾಗಿ ಮುದಿ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಹೊತ್ತು ಊಟ ಹಾಕಿದ್ದರೆ ಸಾಕು ಅಂತ ,,ಬಡವ ರಾಗಿದ್ದರು ರವಿಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಯಿಂದ ನೊಡಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರು.
ಹೀಗೆ ಇದೆ ರೀತಿ ರಾಮ ನ ಮನಿಯಲ್ಲಿಯು ಕುಡಾ ಇತ್ತು
ಇಲ್ಲಿ ರಮೇಶ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ರಂತೆ ಆರಾಮ ವಾಗಿ ಇದ್ದ
ರವಿ ತಾಯಿ ರವಿ ಮೇಲೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಆಶಾ ಗೋಪುರ ಇಟ್ಟುಕೊಂಡಿದಳು, ರವಿ ತಂದೆ ಕುರುಡ ನಾನು ಎಷ್ಟು ದಿನ ಅಂತ ದುಡಿಯೋಕಾಗುತ್ತೆ, ಬೇಗ ರವಿ ಪಾಸ್ ಆಗಿ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಸೆರಕೊಂಡರೆ ಸಾಕು ಅಂತ, ,, ಮಗನ ಆಸರೆ ಕಾಯುತ್ತಾ ದಿನ ಕಳಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದಳು.
ಹೀಗಿರುವಾಗ ಪಿ ಯು ಸಿ (PUC.) ಪರಿಕ್ಷೆ ಬಂದೆಬಿಟ್ಟತು,, ಮುವರು ಜನ ಗೆಳೆಯರು ಪರಿಕ್ಷೆ ಬರೆದು ಬಂದರು ಹಾಗೆ ಕೆಲವು ದಿನಗಳ ನಂತರ ಫಲಿತಾಂಶ ವು ಬತ್ತು ........! ಆ ಫಲಿತಾಂಶ ದಲ್ಲಿ ರಾಮ, ಮತ್ತು ರವಿ ಇಬ್ಬರೂ ಫೇಲ್ ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ
ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ನಾದ ರಮೇಶ ಪಾಸ್ ಆಗಿದ್ದ
ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ನಾದ ರಮೇಶ ಪಾಸ್ ಆಗಿದ್ದ
ರಮೇಶ ಸಿಹಿ ತಿಂಡಿ ತಗೊಂಡು ಅವರ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋದ
ರಾಮ ಮತ್ತು ರವಿ ಸಪ್ಪೆ ಮುಖದಿಂದ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋಗದೆ ಅಲ್ಲೆ ಮರದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಕುಳಿತು ಮನಸಲ್ಲೆ ಯೋಚನೆ ಮಾಡೊಕೆ ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ್ದರು
ರಾಮ ಮತ್ತು ರವಿ ಸಪ್ಪೆ ಮುಖದಿಂದ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋಗದೆ ಅಲ್ಲೆ ಮರದ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಕುಳಿತು ಮನಸಲ್ಲೆ ಯೋಚನೆ ಮಾಡೊಕೆ ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದ್ದರು
ರವಿ ಅಳುತ್ತಾ ಮನಸಲ್ಲೆ, , ಈವತ್ತು ನನ್ನ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದ ಹಬ್ಬ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಅಪ್ಪ, ಅಮ್ಮ ಸಂತೋಷ ದಿಂದ ನಾನು ಪಾಸ್ ಆಗಿರುವ ವಿಚಾರ ಕೇಳೊ ಸಲುವಾಗಿ ಕಾಯಿತಾ ಇರತಾರೆ ...ನನ್ನ ಮೇಲೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಅಮ್ಮ ಬೆಟ್ಟ ದಷ್ಟು ಆಸೆ ಇಟಕೊಂಡಿದಾಳೆ... ನಾನು ಫೇಲ್ ಆಗಿರುವ ಇಚಾರ ಹೇಳಿದರೆ ಊರಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಅವಮಾನ ಅಂತ .....ಸಾಯೋಕೆ ರಡಿ ಆದ
ಆದರೆ ರಾಮ ಫೇಲ್ ಆದರೆ ಏನಾಯಿತು ಬದುಕೊಕೆ ಅನೇಕ ದಾರಿ ಗಳಿವೆ ಅಂತ ಮನೆಕಡೆ ನಡೆದ ಹೋಗುವಾಗ ರವಿಗೆ ಕರೆದ ನಡಿ ರವಿ ಫೇಲ್ ಆದರೆ ಏನಾಯ್ತು ಮನಗೆ ಹೊಗೊಣ ನಮಗೋಸ್ಕರ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆತ್ತವರು ಕಾಯುತ್ತಿರತಾರೆ ಅಂತ ಕರೆದ ಆದರೆ ರವಿ ಎನೊ ನೆಪ ಹೇಳಿ ನಿನು ಹೋಗು ನಾನು ಬರತೀನಿಅಂತ ಅವನಿಗೆ ಕಳುಹಿಸಿ,, ಒಂಟಿ ಮಗನನ್ನು ಹೆತ್ತ ಆ.. ಕರುಳು ಗಳಿಗೆ ಬೆಂಕಿ ಹಚ್ಚಿದಂತೆ ಅದೆ ಮರಕ್ಕೆ ತನ್ನ ಹುಟ್ಟು ಹಬ್ಬದಂದೆ ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆಗೆ ಶರಣಾಗಿ ಜೀವ ಬಿಟ್ಟ .... ಆಕಡೆ ತಾಯಿ ತನ್ನ ಕೂಸಿನ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದ ದಿನ ಅಂತ ತನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ದ ರೇಷ್ಮೆ ಸೀರೆ ಮಾರಿ ಮಗನಿಗೆ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ತಂದಿದ್ದಳು ..... ಮನೆಗೆ ರವಿಯ ಹೆಣ ಬಂದಾಗ ಆ ಹೆತ್ತವರ ದುಖಃ .........ಹೊರಳಾಡಿ ಹೊರಳಾಡಿ ಅಳೋಕೆ ಶುರು. ಮಾಡಿದರು" ಮಗ ನೀನು ಫೇಲ್ ಆದರೆ ಎನಾಯಿತು ನಾನು ಸಾಯೊತನಕ ನಾನು ದುಡದು ಹಾಕತಾ ಇದ್ದೆ ...ಹೆತ್ತ ಕರುಳಿಗೆ ಮೋಸ ಮಾಡದೆ ಮಗ ಅಂತ ಅತ್ತು... ಅತ್ತು ಕಣ್ಣಿರು ಖಾಲಿ ಆಗಿದ್ದರೂ ... ದುಖಃಮಾತ್ರ ನಿಂತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ .......
ಅದೆ ನೋವಿನಲ್ಲಿ ....ತನ್ನ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಕಳೆದು ಕೊಂಡಳು
ತನ್ನ ಇದ್ದ ಒಬ್ಬ ಮಗನನ್ನು ಕಳೆದುಕೊಂಡು ತನ್ನ ಕುರುಡು ಗಂಡ ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಮುಂದೆ ಭಿಕ್ಷೆ ಬೇಡೊಕೆ ಕುಳಿತು ಬಿಟ್ಟಳು......ಯರಾದರು ಹೆಗಲಿಗೆ ಬ್ಯಾಗ್ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡ ಹುಡುಗ ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ... ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಚೀರಿ ಅಳುತಿದ್ದಳು.....
ಅದೆ ನೋವಿನಲ್ಲಿ ....ತನ್ನ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಕಳೆದು ಕೊಂಡಳು
ತನ್ನ ಇದ್ದ ಒಬ್ಬ ಮಗನನ್ನು ಕಳೆದುಕೊಂಡು ತನ್ನ ಕುರುಡು ಗಂಡ ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದ ಮುಂದೆ ಭಿಕ್ಷೆ ಬೇಡೊಕೆ ಕುಳಿತು ಬಿಟ್ಟಳು......ಯರಾದರು ಹೆಗಲಿಗೆ ಬ್ಯಾಗ್ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡ ಹುಡುಗ ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ... ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಚೀರಿ ಅಳುತಿದ್ದಳು.....
ಆ ಕಡೆ ರಾಮ ಫೆಲ್ ಆದರು ಬದುಕೊಕೆ ಬೇಕಾದಷ್ಟು ದಾರಿಇವೆ ಅಂತ ಬಂದವನು ...ದನ ಕಾಯಿದು ಹಾಲು ಮಾರಿ ಬಂದ ಹಣ ತನ್ನ. ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿಗೆ ನೋಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಾ...ಹೀಗೆ ಹಾಲು ಮಾರಿ 4 ಆಕಳಿಂದ 8 ಆಕಳು ಗಳು.ಮಾಡಿ 8 ರಿಂದ 8ಸಾವಿರ ಆಕಳು ಗಳ ಮಾಲೀಕ ನಾಗಿ ದೇಶದ ಬಹುದೊಡ್ಡ ಹಾಲು ಉತ್ಪಾದನೆಯ ಮಾಲೀಕ ನಾದ ... ಶ್ರೀಮಂತನಾದ.. ಮುವರು ಗೆಳೆಯರಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಜಾಣ ನಾದ ರಮೇಶ ಇಂಜನಿಯರ್ ಮುಗಿಸಿದ ಅವನಿಗು ಕೂಡಾ ತನ್ನ ಅತಿ ದೊಡ್ಡ ಹಾಲು ಉತ್ಪಾದನಾ ಕಂಪನಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ....ಎಷ್ಟೆ ಜಾಣ ನಾದರು PUC ಫೇಲ್ ಆದವನ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡತೊಡಗಿದ
ಆದಿನ ರವಿಯಂತೆ ರಾಮ ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರೆ ಇವತ್ತು ಇಷ್ಟು ದೊಡ್ಡ ಕಂಪನಿಗೆ ಮಾಲೀಕ ನಾಗುತ್ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ
ರವಿ ಎನೊ ಸತ್ತುಹೋದ ಆದರೆ ಈಗ ನರಕ ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿರುವದು ಅವನ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಕಲಿತವನಿಗೆ ಒಂದೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಕಲಿಯದೆ ಇದ್ದ ವನಿಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲ ಕೆಲಸ ಎಷ್ಟು ನಿಜ ಅಲ್ಲ... ..............
ರವಿ ಎನೊ ಸತ್ತುಹೋದ ಆದರೆ ಈಗ ನರಕ ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿರುವದು ಅವನ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಕಲಿತವನಿಗೆ ಒಂದೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಕಲಿಯದೆ ಇದ್ದ ವನಿಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲ ಕೆಲಸ ಎಷ್ಟು ನಿಜ ಅಲ್ಲ... ..............
ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆಯೆ ಎಲ್ಲಾದಕ್ಕೂ ಪರಿಹಾರವಲ್ಲ....
ಆ ದೇವರು ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಯರ ಕಣ್ಣಿರಿಗೆ ಕಾರಣ ರಾದವರಿಗೆ ಎಂದು ಕ್ಷಮಿಸಲ್ಲ.......
ಫೇಲ್ ಆದರೆ ಏನಂತೆ...... ಶಿಕ್ಷಣ ವೆ ಬದುಕಲ್ಲ ಅದು ಬದುಕಿಗೆ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುವ ಮಾರ್ಗವಷ್ಟೆ....
ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ರವಿ ತಗೆದು ಕೊಂಡ ನಿರ್ಧಾರ ಯಾರೂ ಯೋಚಿಸೊಕು ಹೋಗಬೇಡಿ...
ಫೇಲ್ ಆದರೆ ಏನಂತೆ...... ಶಿಕ್ಷಣ ವೆ ಬದುಕಲ್ಲ ಅದು ಬದುಕಿಗೆ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುವ ಮಾರ್ಗವಷ್ಟೆ....
ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ರವಿ ತಗೆದು ಕೊಂಡ ನಿರ್ಧಾರ ಯಾರೂ ಯೋಚಿಸೊಕು ಹೋಗಬೇಡಿ...
ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಈ ಕಥೆ ಷೇರ್ ಮಾಡಿ.... ಈಡಿ ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿ ಕುಲವೆ ಓದಬೇಕು ಅಷ್ಟು ಷೇರ್ ಮಾಡಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್ಸ್ ಗು ಷೇರ್ ಮಾಡಲು ಹೇಳಿ
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----------Orchid----------
Kid - mom did u see me before i was born??
Kid - mom did u see me before i was born??
Mom - no i didn't..
Kid - then after i was born how did u know its me??
Mom shocked..
Moral - these type of kids become external faculty for viva..!!!!
---------Orchid------------
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
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Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
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.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
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.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
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.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
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.
The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Lo srikantha nan kanla nin senior prakasha. 2012 batch..... "
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
.
.
.
.
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
.
.
.
.
.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
.
.
.
.
.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
.
.
.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Lo srikantha nan kanla nin senior prakasha. 2012 batch..... "
--------Orchid----------
Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Prem ji's comment on reservation: Good one..read on....
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN..
*SHARE THIS if u are against Reservation.
--------Orchid----------
New exam pattern
1. OBC
who is actor in movie bahubali?
who is actor in movie bahubali?
2. SC
did you seen bahubali?
did you seen bahubali?
3. ST
which part of bahubali released recently. Part 1 or part 2
which part of bahubali released recently. Part 1 or part 2
4. General:
why kattapa killed bahubali?
why kattapa killed bahubali?
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--------orchid----------
In heavy dense forest u r alone
Its 2am at dat tym
.Shiftly wind blown
In frnt of u on tree a dead body was hanging
Dat dead body has big BIG eyes
And ur heart beat started❤
U started breathing fast
.u went close to dat dead body
Suddenly
Branch broke
And
Dead body fell on you..
Then..
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. Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg) .....
one of the FAQ in WIPRO APTI....
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. Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg) .....
one of the FAQ in WIPRO APTI....
---------orchid-------
In heavy dense forest u r alone
Its 2am at dat tym
.Shiftly wind blown
In frnt of u on tree a dead body was hanging
Dat dead body has big BIG eyes
And ur heart beat started❤
U started breathing fast
.u went close to dat dead body
Suddenly
Branch broke
And
Dead body fell on you..
Then..
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. .
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.
.
.
. .
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.
.
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. .
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.
.
.
. Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg) .....
one of the FAQ in WIPRO APTI....
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. Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.
Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg) .....
one of the FAQ in WIPRO APTI....
--------orchid-----------
She got late at office that day and she
had to go home alone.
She started walking towards the auto
stand
But it was too late, she had to
wait for an auto.
She felt like someone was
following her
she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said.
She got scared and he laughed out loud.
Her office colleague it was.
"I'm here because
I can't let you walk alone
towards the auto stand and don't worry
I'll b with you till you get an auto.
You are my responsibility" he said.
After ten minutes of wait,
An auto came but no passenger was in
there.
She knew that this
could probably be the last auto to pass by.
She looked in an uncomfortable manner At
th auto driver.
"Don't worry sister, I'll drop you at your
home safely.
You are my responsibility" the auto
driver said.
She sat in.
Her home was in a dark lane,
she had to walk almost five minutes in the
lane to reach her
home.
She entered the lane and a mid-aged man
was smoking and looking at her.
It was a neighbour.
He threw the cigarette and said
"Come i'll walk with you till you
reach home.
Don't worry beti you are like my
daughter only.
You are my responsibility"
The girl finally reached home safely.
Everytime i gave a pause in the write up,
you must have felt that something wrong
will happen.
This fear is what our society has given us.
It will no longer have an existance if
every man be like that office colleague or
the auto driver or the neighbour.
Dear friends, like your sister, mother and
wife are your responsibilities,
'She' is your responsibility too.
Understand if you can.
Share the message
If it's worth it.
had to go home alone.
She started walking towards the auto
stand
But it was too late, she had to
wait for an auto.
She felt like someone was
following her
she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said.
She got scared and he laughed out loud.
Her office colleague it was.
"I'm here because
I can't let you walk alone
towards the auto stand and don't worry
I'll b with you till you get an auto.
You are my responsibility" he said.
After ten minutes of wait,
An auto came but no passenger was in
there.
She knew that this
could probably be the last auto to pass by.
She looked in an uncomfortable manner At
th auto driver.
"Don't worry sister, I'll drop you at your
home safely.
You are my responsibility" the auto
driver said.
She sat in.
Her home was in a dark lane,
she had to walk almost five minutes in the
lane to reach her
home.
She entered the lane and a mid-aged man
was smoking and looking at her.
It was a neighbour.
He threw the cigarette and said
"Come i'll walk with you till you
reach home.
Don't worry beti you are like my
daughter only.
You are my responsibility"
The girl finally reached home safely.
Everytime i gave a pause in the write up,
you must have felt that something wrong
will happen.
This fear is what our society has given us.
It will no longer have an existance if
every man be like that office colleague or
the auto driver or the neighbour.
Dear friends, like your sister, mother and
wife are your responsibilities,
'She' is your responsibility too.
Understand if you can.
Share the message
If it's worth it.
----------Orchid-------------
HR Manager in Heaven!!!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said God. "
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said God. "
"Well, What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules."
And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the hell wt beautiful golf course. And a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. they talked about old times.
She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now u must choose ur eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and said:
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".:-) :-) :-
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules."
And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the hell wt beautiful golf course. And a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. they talked about old times.
She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now u must choose ur eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and said:
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee".:-) :-) :-
------------Orchid-----------
Hನಿದ್ದೆ ರಾಮಯ್ಯ Govtನ ಸಾಧನೆ ಏನು ಗೊತ್ತ.??
ಬಡವರ ಹೆಸರಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಸು ಹೊಡೆಯುವರಿಗಾಗಿ ಅನ್ನ ಭಾಗ್ಯ !
ಊರತುಂಬಾ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಮಾಡೊರಿಗಾಗಿ ಶಾದಿ ಭಾಗ್ಯ !
ಲೂಟಿಕೊರರಿಗೆ-ಭೂಗಳ್ಳರಿಗಾಗಿ De-notification ಭಾಗ್ಯ !
Landu..sandu , Real estate, Builder mafiaಗೇ ಭಾಗ್ಯವೋ
ಭಾಗ್ಯ !!
ಭಾಗ್ಯ !!
→ದನ ಕಳ್ಳರನ್ನು ಹಿಡಿದು,ಸೆದೆ ಬಡಿದ # ನವೀನ್ 'ಗೆ
# ಜೈಲು_ಭಾಗ್ಯ
# ಜೈಲು_ಭಾಗ್ಯ
→ಖದೀಮರನ್ನು, ದೇಶದ್ರೋಹಿಗಳನ್ನು ಹೆಡೆಮುರಿ
ಕಟ್ಟಿ ಬೆಂಡೆತ್ತುತ್ತಿದ್ದ # ಬಂಡೆಗೆ # ಎನ್
'ಕೌಂಟರ್_ಭಾಗ್ಯ
ಕಟ್ಟಿ ಬೆಂಡೆತ್ತುತ್ತಿದ್ದ # ಬಂಡೆಗೆ # ಎನ್
'ಕೌಂಟರ್_ಭಾಗ್ಯ
→ಮಾಫಿಯಾಗಳಿಗೆ ಸಿಂಹ ಸ್ವಪ್ನವಾಗಿದ್ದ # ಡಿಕೆ_ರವಿಗೆ
# ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆ_ಭಾಗ್ಯ .
# ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆ_ಭಾಗ್ಯ .
ನಾಚಿಕೆ ಗೇಡು ರಾಜಕಾರಣಿಗಳಿಗೆ ವಿಧಾನ ಸೌಧದಲ್ಲಿ ನಿದ್ದೆ ಭಾಗ್ಯ !
ಇಂತಹ ಸರಕಾರವನ್ನ ಅಧಿಕಾರಕ್ಕೆ ತಂದದ್ದು ನಮ್ಮ
ಧೌರ್ಭಾಗ್ಯ !!
ಧೌರ್ಭಾಗ್ಯ !!
-------Orchid----------
CHICKPET is known the business hub of Bangalore City with more than 1000 shops in the locality. This place is always crowed as people throng to buy clothes, furnitures, toys etc. at a wholesale price.
Yesterday, I had been there as part of my educational research to talk to few shop keepers to understand how they do business and what education has to do to them with regards to their business. During my interaction with many shop keepers in Chickpet, I found that, most of them were from Rajasthan. One more interesting thing that I found was that most of them were in their teenage ( 18, 19, 20, 21 ).
Yesterday, I had been there as part of my educational research to talk to few shop keepers to understand how they do business and what education has to do to them with regards to their business. During my interaction with many shop keepers in Chickpet, I found that, most of them were from Rajasthan. One more interesting thing that I found was that most of them were in their teenage ( 18, 19, 20, 21 ).
Out of all, meeting a young 10th std dropout who runs a clothes shop was very interesting. His name is Bramhadev from Rajasthan. I thought of sharing few our discussions here.
As I went into the crowded shop as a customer, he greeted me with a great smile calling "Anna banni, en bekithu". (Meaning: Brother, what do you want)
(The conversation was in Kannada. I have translated it below)
As I went into the crowded shop as a customer, he greeted me with a great smile calling "Anna banni, en bekithu". (Meaning: Brother, what do you want)
(The conversation was in Kannada. I have translated it below)
Myself: I wanted to check for some nice shirt and pant piece.
Bramhadev: Tell me sir, what is the range you are looking at ?
Myself: You first show me all the clothes, let me choose out of those.
Bramhadev: Sure sir and started showing me all his collections. (Meanwhile during the selection time, I thought of asking him few questions, which was my only intention)
Bramhadev: Sure sir and started showing me all his collections. (Meanwhile during the selection time, I thought of asking him few questions, which was my only intention)
Myself: How did you learn Kannada ?
Bramhadev: Sir, obviously by talking to people.
Myself: But, your Kannada is very fluent !
Bramhadev: Sir, initially, I found it difficult, but, when I continued speaking to customers, I learnt it on the fly. Now, I speak better than Bangalore Kanndigas. ( Laughing loud )
Myself: Superb. When did you start this business ? Bramhadev: Its almost 10 years now. I started it when I failed in my 10th. My uncle got me into this business.
Myself: How many languages can you speak ?
Brahmadev: I can speak, Hindi, English, Kannada, Marathi, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam(To an extent).
Myself: Oh my God ! How did you learn so many ? Brahmadev: I told you sir, Customers taught me (Laughs again)
Myself: Sorry to ask you, but still out of curiosity, I just wanted to know what would be your monthly turnover ?
Bramhadev: Sir, obviously by talking to people.
Myself: But, your Kannada is very fluent !
Bramhadev: Sir, initially, I found it difficult, but, when I continued speaking to customers, I learnt it on the fly. Now, I speak better than Bangalore Kanndigas. ( Laughing loud )
Myself: Superb. When did you start this business ? Bramhadev: Its almost 10 years now. I started it when I failed in my 10th. My uncle got me into this business.
Myself: How many languages can you speak ?
Brahmadev: I can speak, Hindi, English, Kannada, Marathi, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam(To an extent).
Myself: Oh my God ! How did you learn so many ? Brahmadev: I told you sir, Customers taught me (Laughs again)
Myself: Sorry to ask you, but still out of curiosity, I just wanted to know what would be your monthly turnover ?
Brahmadev: Ummmm, it depends on the festival season. Normally, the turnover would be around 8 - 9 lakhs per month, and during festivals it will shoot up to 15 lakhs. Profit upto Rs. 4 lakh per month.
Myself: What ? Oh my God ! Thats a super number ! Great man !
Brahmadev: What great sir ? In Chickpet, this is very very less. Others make double than what I do.
Myself: Didn't you feel like completing your education by studying further ?
Brahmadev: Sir, to be honest, none of our family members completed education. To complete my education it might take another 5 - 6 years which I feel is a big waste of time and money. I invested both in my business. Today, I will challenge none of the educated person with 10 years experience will earn as much as I do. What do you say sir ?
Brahmadev: What great sir ? In Chickpet, this is very very less. Others make double than what I do.
Myself: Didn't you feel like completing your education by studying further ?
Brahmadev: Sir, to be honest, none of our family members completed education. To complete my education it might take another 5 - 6 years which I feel is a big waste of time and money. I invested both in my business. Today, I will challenge none of the educated person with 10 years experience will earn as much as I do. What do you say sir ?
Myself: Hmmm....Yes. True. But still education would have helped you grow more than what you are earning today.
Brahmadev: Seriously No sir. Education would give us fear and make us feel that, one has to work under someone to earn their livelihood. Education does not teach us to live independently. I also have many friends who studied along with me and completed graduation. None are into business. Almost all are working in some private firm.
Myself: Hmmmm....So you don't regret completing education ?
Bramhadev: Definitley No sir. I am very happy. (In between our conversation, another customer had purchased around 20 pairs of shirt and pant, and few sarees. Without using a calculator Bramhadev calculated the total cost of the purchase and told the customer the total cost including 10% discount in just 15 - 20 seconds. )
Myself: Boss, you don't even use calculator ?
Bramhadev: Sir, educated people need calculator and mobile phones to calculate. Not me ( Laughs aloud ).
Bramhadev: Sir, educated people need calculator and mobile phones to calculate. Not me ( Laughs aloud ).
Myself: Started smiling and put my head down (because I was using calculator to calculate the cost of my purchase. LOL.)
Bramhadev: I continuously practiced calculating. I am doing this since 10 years and I have become perfect. I am sure, I will never err in my calculation. After this, I made a purchase and the next whole day, I was thinking about our conversation again and again. I would like to infer what I learnt.
1. Without higher education, Bramhadev is not jobless. Where as our today's graduates with distinction are still in search of a job.
1. Without higher education, Bramhadev is not jobless. Where as our today's graduates with distinction are still in search of a job.
2. Without higher education, Bramhadev has good communication skills. But, today's corporate world complains about our graduates for having no communication skills.
3. Without higher education, Bramhadev earns in lakhs, where as our current generation graduates complains of not having enough salary to pay their EMIs.
4. Without higher education, Bramhadev's mathematical mind works faster than today's graduates who has cleared different levels of mathematics papers with high scores. Today's graduates needs Mobile Phones to perform simple calculation.
5. Without higher education, Bramhadev has no fear of losing his job, but today's graduate employees are always fear of getting fired from the company they are working in.
Now, my question in mind is
Now, my question in mind is
"HOW DOES HIGHER EDUCATION HELP ONESELF ? DOES STUDYING MORE BRINGS MORE FEAR IN AN INDIVIDUAL ?
Finally this was his Question..
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WHEN TO STUDENTS START HATING "THE CASTE SYSTEM AND RESERVATIONS" !
Today early morning, I was having a walk with my cousin. He looked very annoyed and disturbed. He has completed his 12th and got his Karnataka Engineering ranking recently 2 days back. His ranking is an odd 6000+.
I noticed him very disturbed and quickly asked him,
Myself: "Hey Ranjith, What happened ?"
Ranjith: "I should have born in some lower caste. It is a big mistake to belong to a General Merit category"
Myself: "(Loudly Laughing) Come on, what happened to you suddenly"
Ranjith: "I have been thinking about this from the day I got my CET results"
Myself: "What is bothering you ?"
Ranjith: "I was discussing with one of my friend about the engineering colleges that I can choose for my ranking. And got to know, my friend has better chances than me to get into a good college though his ranking has crossed 20,000+ . That's because, he has reservation in caste category. I study better than him, but, just because I am a General Merit candidate, I should give away my chance to such people who do not deserve it. I just started hating him and his caste. Who introduced this reservation system. What has merit to do with it?
Myself: "Hmmmm, nothing can be done ! Just keep calm and focus on your goals"
(And I starting deviating his attention to something else)
WHAT I UNDERSTAND:
Till a student writes his +2 /12th/2nd PUC exam including several entrance exams for engineering and medical seats, he/she wouldn't have bothered about RESERVATIONS BASED ON CASTE. They would be happy, loving people around and enjoying the beauty of life with innocence.
The moment their results are announced and they start applying for an engineering seat or medical seat, they will start understanding the bitter truth that, though a candidate has a better merit, in India RESERVATION plays an important role. They now start hating RESERVATION and people of lower castes. This hatred will be so much deeply rooted that, it will never go away from a candidates mind forever. This does not end here. It again hurts when, during a job search in the Govt. Sector, again is based on RESERVATIONS. It further hurts, when during promotions in Govt. Sectors is again based on RESERVATIONS.
RESERVATIONS, RESERVATIONS AND RESERVATIONS !
Though I am not an expert in a controversial subject like RESERVATIONS, What I feel is ,
The RESERVATIONS were actually introduced to uplift the underprivileged people in the rural areas. I am not sure, if our RESERVATION SYSTEM is really helping them. Or, are RESERVATIONS being exploited and used by the BIG SHOTS / WELL-TO-DO people only because of their CASTE ?
WHO WILL UPLIFT THE UNDER-PRIVILEGED FROM HIGHER CASTES - SO CALLED GM (General Merit) ?
Today early morning, I was having a walk with my cousin. He looked very annoyed and disturbed. He has completed his 12th and got his Karnataka Engineering ranking recently 2 days back. His ranking is an odd 6000+.
I noticed him very disturbed and quickly asked him,
Myself: "Hey Ranjith, What happened ?"
Ranjith: "I should have born in some lower caste. It is a big mistake to belong to a General Merit category"
Myself: "(Loudly Laughing) Come on, what happened to you suddenly"
Ranjith: "I have been thinking about this from the day I got my CET results"
Myself: "What is bothering you ?"
Ranjith: "I was discussing with one of my friend about the engineering colleges that I can choose for my ranking. And got to know, my friend has better chances than me to get into a good college though his ranking has crossed 20,000+ . That's because, he has reservation in caste category. I study better than him, but, just because I am a General Merit candidate, I should give away my chance to such people who do not deserve it. I just started hating him and his caste. Who introduced this reservation system. What has merit to do with it?
Myself: "Hmmmm, nothing can be done ! Just keep calm and focus on your goals"
(And I starting deviating his attention to something else)
WHAT I UNDERSTAND:
Till a student writes his +2 /12th/2nd PUC exam including several entrance exams for engineering and medical seats, he/she wouldn't have bothered about RESERVATIONS BASED ON CASTE. They would be happy, loving people around and enjoying the beauty of life with innocence.
The moment their results are announced and they start applying for an engineering seat or medical seat, they will start understanding the bitter truth that, though a candidate has a better merit, in India RESERVATION plays an important role. They now start hating RESERVATION and people of lower castes. This hatred will be so much deeply rooted that, it will never go away from a candidates mind forever. This does not end here. It again hurts when, during a job search in the Govt. Sector, again is based on RESERVATIONS. It further hurts, when during promotions in Govt. Sectors is again based on RESERVATIONS.
RESERVATIONS, RESERVATIONS AND RESERVATIONS !
Though I am not an expert in a controversial subject like RESERVATIONS, What I feel is ,
The RESERVATIONS were actually introduced to uplift the underprivileged people in the rural areas. I am not sure, if our RESERVATION SYSTEM is really helping them. Or, are RESERVATIONS being exploited and used by the BIG SHOTS / WELL-TO-DO people only because of their CASTE ?
WHO WILL UPLIFT THE UNDER-PRIVILEGED FROM HIGHER CASTES - SO CALLED GM (General Merit) ?
-----------Orchid------------
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ಇದು ಶ್ರೀ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯನಿಗೆ ಅರ್ಥವಾಗೋದು ಕಷ್ಟ. ಅದಕ್ಕೇ ಉತ್ತರ ಇಲ್ಲಿದೆ.
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Mr.X ಎಂಬಾತ ಮಸಾಲೆ ದೋಸೆ ಬೇಕಾಗಿ "ಅಡಿಗಾಸ್ ಹೋಟೆಲ್ ಗೆ ಕಾಲ್ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾನೆ.
ಅಡಿಗಾಸ್: ಹಲೊ ಅಡಿಗಾಸ್, ಹೇಳಿ....
Mr.X:ನನ್ನ ಆರ್ಡರ್ ತಗೊಳ್ಳಿ.
ಅ:ಸರ್, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಆಧಾರ್ ನಂಬರ್ ಹೇಳಿ....
X:ಆಧಾರ್?..... k ತಗೊಳ್ಳಿ 6113-0676-4727.
ಅ: ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹೆಸರು Mr.X. ನಿಮ್ಮ. ಮನೆ ವಿಳಾಸ ನಂಬರ್ 115, 2nd cross, 5th main, Dollars colony, Bangalore.ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ದೂರವಾಣಿ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ 080-23545678. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ 7760882971.
X:ನಿಮಗೆ ಇದೆಲ್ಲಾ ಹೇಗೆ ತಿಳಿತು?
ಅ: ನಿಮ್ಮ ಆಧಾರ ಸಂಖ್ಯೆ "ಡಿಜಿಟಲ್ ಇಂಡಿಯಾ " ಜೊತೆ ಕನೆಕ್ಟಿಂಗ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ವಿ ಅದರಿಂದ ತಿಳಿತು.
X: ಸರಿ. ನನಗೆ ಮಸಾಲ ದೋಸೆ ಬೇಕಿತ್ತು.
ಅ: ಅದು ಬೇಡ ಸರ್
X:ಯಾಕೆ
ಅ:ನಿಮ್ಮ. ದೇಹದ ಅರೋಗ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಅನುಗುಣವಾಗಿ ನಿಮಗೆ ಬೊಜ್ಜು ಮತ್ತೆ ವಾಯು ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಇರುವುದರಿಂದ ಅದು ಬೇಡ.
X: ಹೌದಾ...ನನಗೆ ತಿನ್ನೋಕೆ ಏನಿದೆ?
ಅ: ನಿಮ್ಮ. ಇಷ್ಟದ ರವಾ ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಇದೆ.
X: ನನಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟ ಅಂತ ಹೇಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾಯ್ತು?
ಅ:ನೀವು ಹೋದವಾರ ಸದಾಶಿವನಗರ ಸ್ವಪ್ನಾ ಬುಕ್ ಹೌಸ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ "ರವಾ ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಮಾಡುವ ವಿಧಾನಗಳು" ಎಂಬ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಖರೀದಿ ಮಾಡಿದಿರಲ್ಲವೆ?
X:ನಿಜ, ರವಾ ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಕಳಿಸಿ.
ಅ:ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ 7 ಜನ ಇದ್ದಿರಿ. 14 ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಸಾಕು. 350 ರೂಪಾಯಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ.
X:ಸರಿ ನಾ ಕ್ರೆಡಿಟ್ ಕಾರ್ಡ್ ಕೊಡ್ತೀನಿ.
ಅ: ಬೇಡ ಸಾರ್, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸಂಬಳದಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಖರ್ಚು ಹೋಗಿ ನಿನ್ನೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ ಲೋನ್ 12,357.50 ಕಟ್ ಆಗಿ ಈಗ ಬರಿ 180 ರೂಪಾಯಿ ಇದೆ.
X: ತೊಂದರೆ ಇಲ್ಲ. ನನ್ನ ಹತ್ತಿರ ATM ಕಾರ್ಡ ಇದೆ.
ಅ:ಸಾರಿ ಸರ್, ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೀ 30 ರೂಪಾಯಿ ಇದೆ.
X: ಸರಿ ನಾ ಕ್ಯಾಶ್ ಕೊಡ್ತೇನೆ. ರವಾ ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಬರೋಕೆ ಎಷ್ಟು ಹೋತ್ತಾಗುತ್ತೆ?
ಅ:45 ನಿಮಿಷ ಅಗುತ್ತೆ. ನೀವು ಸುಮ್ಮನೆ ಕಾಯಬೇಕು . ಅದರ ಬದಲು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹೀರೋ ಹೊಂಡ KA 20 EA 3641 ಗಾಡಿ ಇದೆ ಅಲ್ವಾ. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಬಂದು ತೆಗೆದು ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗಬಹುದಲ್ವಾ?
X:ಅದು ನಿಮಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾ? ಸರಿ 10 ರವಾ ಇಡ್ಲಿಗೆ ಅರ್ಧ ಲೀ ಪೆಪ್ಸಿ free ಅಂತ ಆಫರ್ ಇದೆ ಅಲ್ವಾ?
ಅ: ಹೌದು ಸರ್, ಆದರೆ ನಿಮಗೆ ಕೊಡೋಕೆ ಆಗೋಲ್ಲ. ಹೋದ ವಾರ ರಾಮಯ್ಯ ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮೆಡಿಕಲ್ ಚೆಕಪ ಹೋದಾಗ ನಿಮ್ಮ. ಶುಗರ್ ಲೆವೆಲ್ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಆಗಿದೆ ಅಂತ ಡಾಕ್ಟರ ಸುರೇಶ್ ರಾವ್ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದಾರಲ್ವಾ?
X: ನಿಮ್ಮ. ಅಜ್ಜಿ ...
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