Teacher Student Jokes

New teacher joined in the school 😊
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good 👏 Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 😜😝
Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......
😂😂😂
In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜




KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
😪😪




Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate 😜😜😜


Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳

 Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂...


 Next generation LKG poem

Chatting chatting
💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬
Yes papa
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Girlfriend setting
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋👰👰
No papa
🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
Telling lie
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
No papa
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Open your whatsaap
💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬
HaHaHaHaHaHa.......
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😛😛😛

💞💞💞send this 2 every group...
Its new on

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 ಮೂರೇ ಮೂರು Unit ಗೆ📙📔📒📖 ತಲೆ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಅಂದಿದೆ....

ನನ್ನ ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳು Blind ಆಗಿವೆ... Body Balance ತಪ್ಪದೆ ...

ಯಾರೋ ಈ ಹುಡುಗಿ 👸🏻Full syllabus ಓದಿ ಮುಗುಸಿದಳೆ....

ಅಯೋ Revise ಮಾಡಿದಳೆ....📋Full prepare ಆಗಿದಳೆ....

Bouncer...ನಾ ಕೇಳಿದಕೆ ತೋರಿಸು ನಿ Answer 

ಯಾಕೆ ಹೇಳು ಈ Exam ಎಷ್ಟು Super....

ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಹುಡುಗಿರು Toppers...

------ orchid----

A..School boy.🙇called his principal.
But his wife picked up..the phone☎
Boy🙇: can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍:he had died last month..
2nd day again called the principal.
Boy🙇: can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍:I told you na..that he has died last month..
3rd day again he called the principal..
Boy🙇:can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍: (angrily): what the hell!! I told you na he had died at last month..why you keep calling me.again and again..??
Boy🙇:kelakke.. .kushi aagtide....adikke maadiddu😂😄😉😂😂😊😂

--------Orchid-a-------

joke of d day....................................

Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  
Boy: Akbar was Gay. 

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 
‎
Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died

This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : students.. On britannia tiger biscuit cover,there is a green dot. Wat does that mean?

Student : tiger is online.. .

don't laugh alone share with frds ...