Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher student jokes in kannada,hindi,english, also jokes are updated till 2016!!

               

                        ಟೀಚರ್ : ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗಳು ಒಳ್ಳೆ ಮನಸ್ಸಿನಿಂದ ಪ್ರಾರ್ಥನೆ ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ದೇವ್ರು ಯಾವ ವರ ಬೇಕಾದರೂ ಕೊಡ್ತಾನೆ.

ಗುಂಡ : ಅಯ್ಯೋ ಸುಮ್ನಿರಿ ಟೀಚರ್, ಅದು ನಿಜಾನೆ ಆಗಿದ್ರೆ ಇಷ್ಟೊತ್ತಿಗೆ ನೀವು ನನ್ನ ವೈಫ್ ಆಗಿರ್ತಿದ್ರಿ!

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In class . Teacher: Zulu, why are you down today? Zulu: Because mum is in hospital and Dad is at the police station.. Teacher: Ooh sorry dear, do you want to go home? Zulu: Yes...teacher. . Zulu goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils. Teacher: Why is zulu's father at the police station and the mother in hospital? Pupils: Because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse Teacher: Stupid child! call him back!!!

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ಟೀಚರ್ :~ ಯಾಕೋ ಗುಂಡ ನಿನ್ ಅಪ್ಲಿಕೇಷನ್ ಫಾರಂನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇರೆ ಯಾರ್ದೋ ಫೋಟೋ ಅಂಟಿಸ್ತಿದ್ದೀಯಾ ..? ಗುಂಡ :~ ನಮ್ ಅಕ್ಕನ ಗಂಡಂದು ಮೇಡಂ .. ಟೀಚರ್ :~ ಯಾಕೋ ತಲೆ ಕೆಟ್ಯಿದ್ಯಾ ..? ಗುಂಡ :~ ಇಲ್ಲ ಮೇಡಂ .. ಫಾರಂನಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿದ್ದಾರೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಭಾವ ಚಿತ್ರ ಅಂಟಿಸಿ ಅಂತಾ , ಅದ್ಕೇನೆ ಅಂಟಿಸ್ತಿದ್ದೀನಿ ...... !

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""** in a school **"" In Kannada class.. Student:mam shall I go to toilet... Teacher:hmm Kannada dalli mataadu... Student:miss shouchalaya ge hogg beku... ""In Hindi class"" Student:mam shouchalaya ge hogg beku... Teacher: Hindi me bolo Student:miss shouchalay jana hai... ""In English class"" Student:mam shouchalay jana hai... Teacher: talk in English... Student:mam shall I go to toilet.. ""## In computer class ##"" Student:mam shall I go to toilet... Teacher: Talk in computer... Student totally confused and said... ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "" www.susu.com"" "" Student rocks"" ""Teacher shocks"" Don't Lough alone Share it.....


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Private school boy :- ನನ್ನ ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಕರಕೊಂಡ ಹೋಗೊಕೆ ಸ್ಕೂಲ್ ವ್ಯಾನ್ ಬರುತ್ತೆ ಗೋತ್ತಾ? Govrnmnt school boy :- ನನ್ನ ಕರಕೊಂಡ ಹೋಗೊಕೆ ಹೇಡ್ ಮಾಸ್ಟರ್ ಬರ್ತಾರೆ ಗೊತ್ತಾ....

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New teacher joined in the school 😊

Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....

1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .

2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .

3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .

Teacher :- wow good good 👏 Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....

Now girls turn .......

1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 😜😝

Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......

😂😂😂

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,

A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

😪😪

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!👌😳

 Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂...

 Next generation LKG poem

Chatting chatting

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Yes papa

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Girlfriend setting

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋👰👰

No papa

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Telling lie

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

No papa

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Open your whatsaap

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HaHaHaHaHaHa.......

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😛😛😛

💞💞💞send this 2 every group...

Its new on

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 ಮೂರೇ ಮೂರು Unit ಗೆ📙📔📒📖 ತಲೆ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಗಿರ ಅಂದಿದೆ....

ನನ್ನ ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳು Blind ಆಗಿವೆ... Body Balance ತಪ್ಪದೆ ...

ಯಾರೋ ಈ ಹುಡುಗಿ 👸🏻Full syllabus ಓದಿ ಮುಗುಸಿದಳೆ....

ಅಯೋ Revise ಮಾಡಿದಳೆ....📋Full prepare ಆಗಿದಳೆ....

Bouncer...ನಾ ಕೇಳಿದಕೆ ತೋರಿಸು ನಿ Answer 

ಯಾಕೆ ಹೇಳು ಈ Exam ಎಷ್ಟು Super....

ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲ ಹುಡುಗಿರು Toppers...

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A..School boy.🙇called his principal.
But his wife picked up..the phone☎
Boy🙇: can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍:he had died last month..
2nd day again called the principal.
Boy🙇: can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍:I told you na..that he has died last month..
3rd day again he called the principal..
Boy🙇:can I talk to principal..
Wife🙍: (angrily): what the hell!! I told you na he had died at last month..why you keep calling me.again and again..??
Boy🙇:kelakke.. .kushi aagtide....adikke maadiddu😂😄😉😂😂😊😂

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joke of d day....................................

Teacher - Can you please tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  
Boy: Akbar was Gay. 

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 
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Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu, Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died

This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : students.. On britannia tiger biscuit cover,there is a green dot. Wat does that mean?

Student : tiger is online.. .

don't laugh alone share with frds ...