Prove that -》 Hum = Tum ? ;) . . . 1} ART STUDENT :- Out of course . . . 2} COMMERCE STUDENT :- Wrong question -_- . . . 3} MEDICAL STUDENT :- Wtf..!! Its impossible . . . 4} ENGINEERING STUDENT :- Its so simple, hmmm... lets see :: Hum = We = 'V' Tum = You = 'U' As, [ v = u + at ] newton's 1st law, When t = 0 ( at mid night ) =》 v = u + at =》 v = u + 0 =》 v = u =》 Hum = Tum .... Hence proved Engineers Rocks
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E&C student film director adre baro film names: Mussanje MOSFET. Naanu Nanna circuit.! Bangarada amplifier.! Ne bareda C program! Diode sir diode! NPN sangliyana! Yardo circuit yallammana experiment! Cheluvina capacitor! Nee motor Naa generator! Shock hodiyodu tappa?!..
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Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane
Before the take off there was an announcement. " this plane is made by your students "
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked " you are not afraid ?"
The principal replied " I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won't even start "
Don't laugh alone
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private job... Yes papa! Lot of tension... Yes papa! Too much work... Yes papa! Family life... No papa! Bp-sugar... High papa! Yearly bonus... Joke papa! Monthly pay... Low papa! Personal life... Lost papa! Weekly off! Ha Ha Ha
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Height of work pressure in IT Industry!!!!!
I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door withkeys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize that I am at home.
Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye... in case of any issues will call you back"
Once I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god he didn't notice.
After a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen.
So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance.
Lastly.....
Extreme Work Pressure:
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Once 3 engineering students went to dharmpuri(hell)..... Yama:nice to see you guys in my place I ll assign you one exam if u pass in it I send them to heaven.... Autonomous clg student :wts d syllabus.. Deemed clg student :how much marks.... Vtu student :nan magand revaluation fees yestu 1 st helu.. Amele exam nodona
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ಒಂದು ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ ... 7 ಸಾಧುಗಳು 7 ಚಾಪೆಗಳನ್ನು ಹಾಸಿ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರು... ನಾನು ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗಿಂತ ಹಿರಿಯ ಸಾಧು ಅವರಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿದೆ... ಬಾಬಾ ಇಂಜಿನಿಯರಿಂಗ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೇನೆ ಮುಂದೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡಲಿ? ಬಾಬಾ ನಕ್ಕಿದರು ಮತ್ತು ಎಲ್ಲಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಕಿರಿಯ ಸಾಧುಗೆ ಹೇಳಿದರು...
"ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಚಾಪೆ ಹಾಸು... ತಮ್ಮನಿಗೆ"i
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